Troggs FC

In response to:Gibbo sidelined for 2 Months!

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:48:21 +0100

Josh,

You're an idiot.

In response to:Gibbo sidelined for 2 Months!

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:10:46 +0100

ye i jus realised i posted it as newman jnr you wankers b4 u all tell me!

In response to:Gibbo sidelined for 2 Months!

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:09:45 +0100

Sorry to put a downer on things lads but this is a message to the chairman and the manager of this great club. With huge disappointment i regret to imform club officials that Mr Richard Moon will not be available for the up and coming fixture on Sunday as he as been arrested. The reason for his arrest is that Moon 28, is the prime suspect in an investigation into the allegations made by a young innocent muslim boy Ramjad,11 from Soho after he claimed he was sexually abused by Mr Moon. As a result Moon will be unavailable until further notice. Sorry for any inconvenience.

PC Newbry.

In response to:Gibbo sidelined for 2 Months!

Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:57:35 +0100

very sad news for everyone connected with the club to hear that gibbo will be sidelined for a considerable amount of time. wish him all the best in his road to recovery. looking forward to being part of the team again this weekend and i have a strange feeling im going to bag a goal. many thanks for your time...

In response to:SHAKE UP AT THE MINNIS??

Tue, 29 Nov 2005 15:18:34 +0100

Moon moved quickly to rubbish rumours regarding his questionable dedication to the Troggs cause this season. Talking in person on Ashford-based radio station, Gash FM, Moon stipulated that he was willing to concede that his performances in recent weeks have been 'below par', but he was still very much committed to the team and fully expected to make a tackle in one of the three remaining games before the christmas break to highlight that committment. The out of form playmaker went on to outline disappointing performances from other players, particularly in the Eagles game. A large section of the interview was shelved on the instruction of manager, Paul Newman, who described Moon's conduct as 'At best unproffessional and at worst spiteful'. Newman, was said to be shocked by what he'd heard refused to release the names of the 12 players singled out for abuse.

Moon, also stated that the rumours regarding the 'Mooney out' chants and burning effigies had definately been taken out of context. He stated that the only man to have shout 'Mooney out' at the Flying Horse on Sunday night was Barman Gerard at 11:15pm, shortly after a shout of 'last orders'. When questioned on the buring effigy, Moon laughed stating: 'If you can refer to Malboros as buring effigies - then I'm gulity as charged - I must have seen at least 80 buring away at different times on Sunday evening'. Moon blamed assistant manager George Dyke for the confusion and Tony Carty for just about everything else.

The interview, which has been released in full on several unofficial Troggs websites, can only fuel speculation that Moon's imminent departure from the Smarden-based outfit.

In response to:Celebrity Match Report

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 13:43:53 +0100

Again the insults keep flying. My report was based upon fact and not throwing insults around. Its my belief that Mr Moon has to resort to low tactics to ensure that he reamins part of the succesfful and young side that the manager Paul Newman has assembled. I only hope that one day Mr Moon will wake up have a cup of tea and become a team player. If you ever need help in this Mr Moon I will always help!

In response to:Celebrity Match Report

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:04:58 +0100

Calm down Slaphead,
I was not for a minute suggesting that thuggery, was not and should not be part of the game. I simply trying to compare the two contrasting styles of football, which are evident in the Troggs make-up - a balance that sees us sitting pretty at the top of the league.

As for the poker hand, I think an ace and queen is a more appropriate hand for the 'Mooney and Bruce'.

In response to:Celebrity Match Report

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 13:17:50 +0100

After reading R.Moons comments regarding the employment of thuggery behaviour by G.Dyke and I, i feel it necessary to point out a few things about Moon.

Although graced with average ability on the ball Moon lacks the talents required to meet the demand of what is a "MANS GAME". To this end he partners himself with Bruce who clearly wears the trousers in the relationship and on occasion releases Hank to deal with any competitors that get too close to moon. This being realised by the team whilst playing a game of poker on the weekend led to a certain hand (of pocket queens) being renamed as "a Bruce and Mooner".
I rest my case.

In response to:Troggs in Race for Keane

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 15:18:53 +0100

Around noon today, Moon quickly responded to quash allegations that he was on his way out of the Smarden-based club, stating that he 'was happy to stay'. Moon is all too aware of his managers longstanding admiration of Roy Keane and made moves last night to smooth over the debacle that had threatened his Troggs future. Moon commented that 'The gaffa's refusal to answer my (Moon's) telephone calls last night (Thurs) has been the clearest indication yet, that I might be regarded as suplus to requirements at Troggs'. Moon, who has played at the club for over 10 years, is a product of the team's youth policy, that has also seen the likes of Peter Naden, Bruce Dyer and Mikka Windibank through its ranks. Moon stipulated that if he was to leave the club 'Football in Smarden village would find it hard to recover'. Moon made no further comment on his rift with Assitant Manager George Dyke.

In response to:This just in...

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:50:12 +0100

If you think I am going to fall for the old, 'Come along and watch' chestnut, think again fella! I've been caught out getting up early on a freezing Sunday morning to watch a game, to have a pair of ill-fitting Franz Beckenbaeurs chucked at me, with,'Hey big man, can you do a bit at centre-half!' Never again!

In response to:This just in...

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:14:37 +0100

Dear discerning Troggs FC fan,

I assume your request is concerning ticket allocation for the league match vs Ashford Eagles? We are expecting a full house at the Mimmis for the Eagles game so please make your ticket application ASAP to tickets@troggsfc.co.uk

In response to:This just in...

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:08:35 +0100

Can you confirm or deny the rumour circulating that before the upcoming Ashford Eagles game, the crowd changes will be announced to the team?

In response to:Highfield Away

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 15:00:22 +0100

Hadn't realised we (Troggs FC) had been conversing through this medium for some time as a result of the Gaffa giving me an incorrect web address (www.troggsfc.blog.com - muppet). Furthermore, Dykey's insistance on contacting me through a third party (Bruce) hasn't really help me and my obvious team integration woes.

Good result yesterday Lads - well done!

In response to:Highfield Away

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:00:30 +0100

"Gibbo,

'Smileys' are mainly for gays - if possible please stop using them in future correspondence on this site -I find them offensive."

???

Arrgggghhhh!..... Nana Moon's worked out how to use the internet! Isn't that sweet!! :-p

In response to:Highfield Away

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 19:16:44 +0100

Gibbo,

'Smileys' are mainly for gays - if possible please stop using them in future correspondence on this site -I find them offensive.

In response to:Opta index

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 19:53:10 +0100

bruce owes £8 subs and mooney needs a hair cut!! thank you please, the gaffa

In response to:Troggs March On!

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 16:53:09 +0100

To put the record straight young man I didn't pull on the famous Troggs shirt till after christmas last year! and he did up the bet to £20 when he was pissed after a certain cup game when I came off and he scored a hat trick!

In response to:Troggs March On!

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 13:11:08 +0100

£10 pounds out of pocket!! only £10.... Anyways we all know Adamson bottles it after christmas! Remember last year?!.... :-)

In response to:What the Papers Say

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:37:56 +0100

Would just like to congratulate big John Newman on his first senior goal for Troggs FC!! Well played John...

In response to:Highfield Away

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:21:34 +0100

You two better stop moaning and make sure you both bag 30 goals each. I don't care how far out thay are scored from.

In response to:Highfield Away

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 19:14:48 +0100

Stop bloody moaning adamson!! If you were as deadly as I am from short distances, you'd be streaks ahead!! Jealousy is a bad thing... :-)

In response to:Highfield Away

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:33:06 +0100

Just to let the 1 yard assassin know that he still needs to pass to his striking partner regardless of the bet they have!

Ok try and and pass or cross the ball I know its hard for him!

In response to:Opta index

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 11:23:05 +0100

I THINK ANY ONE OF THE TEAM COULD HAVE GOT MOM THIS WEEK NEWMAN JNR. (EXCEPT MOONEY) BUT WELL PLAYED NONE-THE-LESS!! TROGGS KEEP MARCHING ON!!!

In response to:Opta index

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 13:16:57 +0100

CAN I JUST SAY THAT I DID VERY MUCH DESERVE MAN OF THE MATCH ON SUNDAY! LET THE GOALS KEEP COMING FOR THE BIG HITMAN NEWMAN.

In response to:Highfield Away

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:46:54 +0100

Another great performance by the would-be champions. Pleased at mooney not getting small boy'ed!