In other Cupids news, this story appeared on a fanzine website after the cupids cup defeat:

Newman Sensationally quits Cupid Stunts! Cupids front man Paul Newman has today announced he is to quit his beloved team due to, what he says is a lack of commitment from the club. Newman, currently nursing a knee injury, said in a statement: "the club have not been supportive since my injury and this shocks me! I have been a great servant to the club and this is how i'm repaid' Newmans future is indeed in doubt. Nick Collins, sky sports, Ashford

**source: actual text from newman

George Dyke was questioned on this and he responded: "I asked Paul to show tonight and he decided not to. If this is his decision, it will be a loss for the club, but we scored 10 goals tonight in 3 games which shows we have strength in depth and we will move on. I hope myself and Paul will remain friends after this debacle"

Cupids play a suspiciously poor 'badgers' in next week's fa cup quarter final and Dyke is widely expected to pick in form Richard Moon over want away striker Paul Newman.